Robbing Paul to Pay Edward

Relationship rule: If (s)he’s willing to play hide the wienerwurst while you’re married (to another woman), chances are (s)he’s willing to skank around on you as well.

And why is it only a “deeply personal matter between two adults” when it’s you and not everyone else?

EDIT: Oh juicy, yet another family values hypocrite (wiping saliva off the screen).