The War on Humbuggery

December 17, 2007

Dear Right Wing Colleague,

I understand that you abhor our corporate holiday e-card due to it’s culturally inclusive messaging. I’m sorry that a well intentioned message of good will irks you so much.

In case you were not aware, a significant portion of your paycheck owes its generous size to customers in several countries where our fellow colleagues celebrate holidays other than Christmas.

As such, if you would like to send your manger-scene loving customers a personal note his season, I highly suggest getting off your lazy ass and wish them all a heaping cupful of Merry Christmas in your own damn words.

Happy Holidays!


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