Wouldn’t you hate to be their girlfriend?

August 1, 2008

Those Wall Street jerks have to be the biggest egotistical douches in the world. No matter how much a nice, attractive war-profiteering company rapes the average American wallet with blatant price gouging, it’s still just never, ever good enough. Hrumph.

Irving, TX – Exxon Mobil Corp. reported second-quarter earnings of $11.68 billion Thursday, the biggest profit from operations ever by any U.S. corporation, but the results were well short of Wall Street expectations and its shares slumped 3 percent.

EnergyCrisis = BiggestProfitEver = NotGoodEnough = WereFucked


2 Responses to “Wouldn’t you hate to be their girlfriend?”

  1. Britta Says:

    Are you calling for a mass walk on Wall Street? Sign me up! (I’m sure I’m already on some government list somewhere, so this probably comes as no surprise to them. Hi G-men! (and women)).

    PS: You’re getting radical. RADICAL. Power to the people, man.

  2. If only we had a leader who would grow a pair of balls and admit that artificial energy relief will not encourage the free market to find long-term solutions to our economically unhealthy dependence on foreign oil. See? I used the magical “free market” phrase. Not so radical 😉

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