Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em

November 3, 2008

Sure, yeah, we can all come together as a nation on Wednesday and make out, but in the meantime, let’s revel in the primeval competitive instinct in all of us and have a bloody fight to the finish. We’re Americans, fcol. We need to see a winner and a loser. Ties are for pussies. There’s no extra credit, no consolation rounds, no door prizes. Winner take all, with “all” being leader of the free world. Put on your jockstraps and let’s roll. Fuckin’ A.


2 Responses to “Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em”

  1. Jessie Says:

    Fuckin’ A!

  2. Project Openletter Says:

    You gave me another raging girl boner. Something, I’m sure, is only possible in the sweet U.S.A.

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