Bleep you, you motherbleeping cockbleeper

April 28, 2009

“Even when used as an expletive, the F-word’s power to insult and offend derives from its sexual meaning.”
– Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, FCC v. Fox Television Stations

So this fucking guy** is now the national arbiter of what is decent and indecent. Great. But what’s worse, he’s defining the word fuck for the rest of us. Who does he think he is? King shit of fuck mountain?

And he can’t even write the word out. “F-word?” He decides what’s moral and righteous for everybody else, but then, like a third grader, doesn’t have the fucking balls to put four little letters together to define exactly what the fuck he’s talking about? Pussy.

**Don’t flatter yourself, Tony. When I use the term “fucking guy,” it carries no sexual connotation whatsoever.  (((shudders)))

An oldie but a goodie.


2 Responses to “Bleep you, you motherbleeping cockbleeper”

  1. Project Openletter Says:

    If there was ever a SCJ that I’d like to just up and drop dead, it’s that (ahem) fucking one. If he could hurry up and do it under this administration too, that would be (ahem) fucking awesome.

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