Idiot proof

August 17, 2010

March 2, 2007, 6:30am, middle of a snowstorm, suffering mild contractions but going to work anyway, pulled over in an empty grocery store parking lot, on my cell phone:

Me: There’s a light on in the car…
Hubs: what is it?
Me: It looks like… a vagina
Hubs: What?
Me: Yeah, it looks like a vagina. Is the car trying to tell me I’m in labor?

It’s a vagina light, stupid!


2 Responses to “Idiot proof”

  1. Meghan Says:

    HA! Love it.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Low tire pressure! That just happened to me last weekend!

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