Hubs (to shorty): well, here it is buddy, this is where the government keeps tabs on us
Moms (to shorty): It’s our constitutional obligation as a people to be enumerated every ten years. It’s all Article 1 an’ sh… (oops, that’s right, talking to a kid)
Hubs (reading over the document):
You mean we can’t do this online?
Moms: The Founding Fathers certainly didn’t INTEND to have us use some magical adding machine likely posessed by evil spirits

(later in the conversation)

Hubs: So who gets to be Person One?
Moms: I say it’s me because the oldest one always gets listed first
Hubs: That’s certainly not what the founding fathers intended

Male chauvanist BURN!

Happy St. Patricks Day!


Radical Cracker

July 4, 2009

Now that’s what I’m talkin about

Laura Ingraham ripped Meghan McCain’s physical appearance? Puhleeze, anyone with eyes can see who’s more luscious.

Glass houses, Laura, remember those glass houses.

According to the wikis, Ms Ingraham has recently adopted a daughter from Guatemala. Let’s hope she doesn’t instill the same hateful body image shit into that innocent child that she is attempting to throw at Ms. McCain.  The only thing that would make this juicier would be if Anne Coulter were involved. NeoCon CATFIGHT!

No coup d’etat up in here

January 20, 2009

Edit: After reading the inaugural address, I have the hugest ‘bama boner.

Earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama

Hooray! for the peaceful transfer of power!!

But not without some good clean lolz…

mamavotedobama3aIndoctrinating little ones, one children’s book at a time.

Because I’m 12 years old

January 16, 2009

Class SchmASS

January 8, 2009

Politico reports:

Gov. Sarah Palin (R-Alaska) believes Caroline Kennedy is getting softer press treatment in her pursuit of the New York Senate seat than Palin did as the GOP vice presidential nominee because of Kennedy’s social class.

Listen, Sarah Barracuda, YOU made your candidacy about social class. You propagated the idea that you were right there in line with Joe Six Pack and Joe the Plumber. You can’t have it both ways. You had a choice whether to take the high road or pander to the LCD with your “real America” bullshit and your culture war rhetoric.  Now live with it and shuttie.

Caroline may very well get ‘kid gloves’ treatment, but it probably has more to do with her being the daughter of JFK and style icon Jackie O. I realize newspapers may have been hard to come by in Wasilla, but just so you know, people are still a little ga-ga over Camelot. May not be fair, but comparing yourself to CK is pretty apples-to-oranges, no?

For someone who hates the media so much, you are officially an attention whore. Take a vacation from the interviews and publicity for two stinkin  minutes, regroup and get some perspective. We need your post-election whining now about as much as we need daily Kim Kardashian ass shots.

In closing, our federal government has lots of real problems to tackle now.  See you in three years!

Girl can’t help it.

I got this mailer the other day from the RNC because, apparently, I must live in the Pro-America part of America.

So, yeah, I can see where Streisand could be a polarizing figure, she is kind of a pain in the ass. I do like “The Way We Were,” but I prefer Carol Channing’s rendition of “Hello Dolly.” But Leonardo DiCaprio? Not exactly the most hated man in America. And a whole lot less chin than Heidi Montag.

So this ‘hollywood elite’ shindig was held from 6 to 9 PDT. That’s between 9 and Midnight on the east coast. Wall Street and the banks were closed, not like he was going to get any of those jackasses on the phone. And congress? They were just drinking Hennessy and smoking ceeegars in a DC backroom. Ain’ no thang.

But what really struck me when I opened it up was , “Wait, who are they talking about?” I didn’t recognize Obama right away. He looked, well, um, so… dark. Did the RNC do a little IMAGE > ADJUSTMENTS > HUE/SATURATION in this piece? Naw, doesn’t make sense. Why would anyone do a thing like that? I’ll have to think about that for a while.